So, get this. This is the story of why we had to throw away our keyboard that we've had for 5 years. My brother was setting up Wii Fit for my mum. It wasn't working because my brother didn't plug in the SCART properly (but at that point I didn't know that). I walked through the door while my mum was standing next to the door. As I walked in, she bent over and I walked right into her head. She kept shouting and screaming at me, even though it was her fault. She ran after me and threw me out of her way. She picked up the keyboard, computer and mouse and just threw it at my head. I ran upstairs and sat in my room for a few hours.

Earlier today, I turned on the computer and it said 'Keyboard problem or no keyboard present.' So, my dad had to go to PC World to buy a new one because my mum had broken it. We took the dog for a long, long walk while he went out. Although, as soon as we got back to the door after the walk, my dad was just leaving -_-

So here I am now, typing with my new keyboard...
It feels weird.

It's time for the second competition!

This week, you'll have to think of the best beg for certain things. If your beg is the best for one of the things, you'll win! You can think of a beg for all of 'em, too!

Beg for
"Can I have a 360?"
"Can I install Flash?"
"Can I make an account on Bebo?"
"Can I take the dog for a 3-hour walk?"
"Can we get a cat?"
"Can I get a guitar?"

PLEASE will you think of begs for these? I'm begging you!
...That was lame

I've been banned from reviewing again because I posted a simple review.
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EDIT: I'll now post reviews that M-Bot has deleted. I wish you could see all of 'em.

Score: 6 / 10
Summary: Are you sure you made this?
Review: I don't know if this is stolen or not. It looks kinda official. (PM me - I promise I won't tell anyone.)

Score: 7 / 10
Summary: Good, but not great
Review: It's very nice animation, but the storyline's not that great.

Score: 4 / 10
Summary: Meh, I've seen better...
Review: Not really that great. I think the animation needs a little work.

Score: 8 / 10
Summary: I feel nice while playing
Review: It gives me that little tingling felling in my neck for some reason. (PM me - I need to know what it is - I'm scared!)

I've also got some questions...

How long does it take for Newgrounds to submit your audio?
I've never submitted anything to Newgrounds - what's it like?
Why does M-Bot delete every review I post - whether it's bad or not?
How do so many people know about my News?
Is it necessary to make new News posts instead of editing old ones?
Can audio be blammed?

That's all I've got so far - so I hope you all have a Merry Christmas...

...in seven months.

I've been banned from reviewing for 2 days, and banned from posting on the BBS for 5 days because I Rickrolled in my signature. Because of this, my Posts Per Day is gonna go down for ages! When I signed up I thought this would be the best website ever, but now that I'm here, I was wrong.

I hate Newgrounds.

I'll never be a good Newgrounder with M-Bot keep sending me Review Delete Notifications. What, I can't review something without saying I like it? It's just not fair! I mean, one of them just said 'Yeah, I hated it." - and that's it! Oh yeah, the phrase 'yeah, I hated it' is like, SO offensive.

I'm gonna kill myself...

...when I'm older.

I wish I was one o' those Newgrounders with cool Flash on their account.